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When you want someone to do something cause they want to, not because you told them you want it
"I want him to apologize, it's a flower situation"
A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.
The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.
When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.
-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.
when you're being flamed in a situation (usually an argument) so you decide to just dip instead of getting into more trouble (or apologise before being dissed further)
"F the big 3, it's just big me"
*doesn't want failed Rwanda basketball career mentioned* "sorry" *proceeds to J Cole out of the situation*
When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.
"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."
When two people clearly like eachother, but one person is with someone who is wrong for them.
Damn I really like him, but he’s dating this bitch so it’s an L situation
Having to live around an objectzl, that if interacted with, will wipe out everything
The town of Megaton is surrounded around a megaton atomic bomb, that no one dares to detonate or defuse. The people of the town are now basing all their towns' identity around this bomb. This is what we define a megaton situation.