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When you want someone to do something cause they want to, not because you told them you want it
"I want him to apologize, it's a flower situation"
A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.
The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.
Having to live around an objectzl, that if interacted with, will wipe out everything
The town of Megaton is surrounded around a megaton atomic bomb, that no one dares to detonate or defuse. The people of the town are now basing all their towns' identity around this bomb. This is what we define a megaton situation.
When someone is what is traditionally understood as a loser, but only in very specific situations. Their loserdom is not consistent throughout their life. The condition oscillates from day to day. They may be a winner in some dimensions, but occasionally loser attributes often emerge when the universe throws the right (wrong) things their way.
Can you believe he didn't go home with that girl? What a situational loser. Great guy otherwise though. Madly respect and love him.
When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.
"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."
When two people clearly like eachother, but one person is with someone who is wrong for them.
Damn I really like him, but he’s dating this bitch so it’s an L situation
1. When a very attractive female is with an ugly, dorky or unfashionable male.
2. A mismatched couple.
That girl's boyfriend is rocking a ponytail, what a whisper situation.