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i smell bacon

The police are coming; The police are here

"Shit yo when andre was like i smell bacon i was like damn nigga, the po po is comin.
"werd, den wut happened?"
"Nigga, once the 5-0 cracked dat joint i kicked it off da heezy and bounced."

by straight up gangster nigger phil March 21, 2005

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i smell bacon

a phrase said to notify anyone in the area that you're that you use Funnyjunk. This is then replied with "with or without wings?"

If you find your Funnyjunk brethren, you knuckletouch to celebrate.

person 1: "i smell bacon"
person 2: "with or without wings?"
*knuckle touch*

by raawrimadiinosaurr May 19, 2010

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old people smell

the smell of mold, mildew, and perfume. Usullay found on people 65+

Ewww! I smell old people smell!

by leafinsouthpark June 21, 2006

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Smell-o-fart

A person who tends to act arrogant and snobby. Generally lifts their nose in the air as if they are trying to smell a fart.

That Karen is such a smell-o-fart

by monkeysbutt June 17, 2020


Smell Like Peña

When you smell like peña your bad at something or smell like utter basura nothing can describe the smell but smelling like peña

Holy shit chepe smells like peña

Holy shit youre bad at the game you smell like peña

by Bunkis September 26, 2020


justin smelling alexa

Some horny teenage boy who has a ear fetish. He has a nostril cycle that happens over the course of the year similar to the menstrual cycle. He has an obsession with smelling a girl by the name of Alexa in her left ear. Many realistic jokes are made about Justin smelling Alexa, which he is in denial about.

Person 1: Hey Dude did you see Justin smelling Alexa?
Person 2: Yeah! He put his nose all the way in!

by flash gorden May 28, 2017


smell like old

To have that indefinable, yet distinctive smell commonly found in old people's homes, clothing, nursing homes. Usually a mix of mothballs or cedar, a week's worth of cooking smells, unwashed clothing with a dash of b.o. and incontinence. Known to cling to clothing and hair of other folks after visiting old neighbors or relative.

Dude. You been hangin' out with gramma? You smell like old.

by whoopi July 23, 2006