The Sneaky Ninja is a way of hiding your erection whilst in your jeans at a lap-dancing club, the art of tucking it away so they can't grind extra tips out of you.
So did she get you hard? Yeah but the ol sneaky ninja didn't give it away.
A sex position where you put her on all fours, tell her you're just gonna fuck her as normal but then you put it in her bum instead.
Boris is such a cunt, he pulled a Sneaky Nelson the other night after dinner.
When one individual defecates inside another person without their noticing, usually the anus.
I totally delivered that chick some sneaky post last night.
Oh man, I feel full.
You might've been given the sneaky postman.
Oh god, last night was messy. I think I received a sneak post on the dance floor.
When a girl starts creaming and frothing on her boyfriends/husbands member and the guy thinks he’s really turning his girl on…
When in reality it’s just the cum from her side dudes ejaculation earlier that day.
Mark was pleased by the lady cream he was productive from his girl… little did Mark know he was conjuring up a Sneaky Dunkin
While a female is in doggy style position she farts in the nose of her partner as his tounge is buried deep inside her snatch.
The dirty bitch gave me a sneaky skunk while I was ploughing her pussy with my tounge
Sliding naked into your flat mate's bed when his or her partner is already there and waiting for your flat mate to return, then preceding to snog them. Lastly, post coitus, you must shout, "Oi gov thanks for givin me the ol sneaky swap!"
"I was about to get it in with this hot chick but after sex, I realized my roomie got me with a damn sneaky swap."
Sitting naked on an unsuspecting persons face.
Michaela talked Kyle into taking a sneaky seat on her while sleeping.