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After I was done masturbating my hand was covered in Dragon Spit
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The spit a mother has that can heal wounds and take the dirt off your face when there are no napkins in sight.
Kid:Mom I scraped my knee!!*cries*
Mom:Ok let me us my mom spit to make it better
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When you fart, and its joined by some tiny companions.
person1> oops i seem to have dropped my pencil. *bends down to get pencil, and pants fall*
person2>your pants fell!
person1>oops, i have to fart.
PHHHATTTTTTTT
person2>what the, look what you did to the wall!
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wen a chick gives one guy head, while another guy takes her up the ass
she lost her virginity and got pig on a spit in one day!!!
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The valve(s) found on a brass-wind instrument that are opened to release saliva accumulated while playing.
You're rattling. Empty your spit valve.
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After I was done masturbating I had dragon spit on my hand
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penis spit is like CUM its when a guy ejaculates and wet white stuff comes out, just like spit.
"omg that guy just got penis spit in your hair... ewww"
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