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A small spoon used when eating expensive or pleasurable food stuffs in order to extend eating time and appreciation.
"We shall eat this ice cream with appreciation spoons."
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This is the large cooking spoon your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Often made of plastic and large enough to whale on 2 asses at one time, the doom spoon was able to withstand years of abuse. The doom spoon typically came with holes in it to prevent wind resistance and increase velocity, pre-impact. The doom spoon also often was used as a projectile when the target could not be reached, e.g. when the target climbs a tree to avoid the beating, the doom spoon may be thrown at the ass to inflict low-level pain.
The doom spoon typically has a 15 year shelf life. Once the child turns 15, the doom spoon becomes more humorous than painful. The 16th year of life is often referred to as "the doom spoon-free year."
Mothers across the world switched from wooden doom spoons to plastic in the early part of the 20th century in order to prevent splintering.
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A special type of hug.
Used in more intimate situations - for example, between a boyfriend and girlfriend rather than friends. In it, one person lays down facing away from the other, who then wraps their arms around their partners' waist from behind.
During this type of hug, It is common for people to move their legs up against their partners, and/or rest their head on the others' back.
The partners will find it more natural and comfortable holding their bodies in similar curved positions - giving this hug it's name. The one holding his/her partner acts as the "spoon".
It is possible to spoon hug standing up too - just have one person turn the other way and hug them from behind!
Go to http://preview.tinyurl.com/27sgcp to see an amusing example of a spoon-hug, since it's kind of hard to write an example for this...
"Hey, Alyssa... can I spoon-hug with you?"
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Basically, when you are on the phone with a loved one and you have no way of getting to them, you phone spoon. You cuddle up next to your phone, put it on speaker, and spoon it. It's a very efficient way of expressing love for your girlfriend/boyfriend. You can talk and feel comfortable without being seen. If it doesn't feel the same, you can put your phone into a body pillow and phone spoon that way.
Also if you have a secret admirer, you don't have to be embarrassed of phone spooning them because they will never know!
Hey Tony Lu, do you want to have some fun phone spooning with me?
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Slang term used most often to refer to one's dirty penis.
Made popular by the rap group Funky Spoon in 2009, on their debut album, Goin Viral.
My funky spoon does not need any other infection.
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the greatest and best spoon in existence, was created by an unknown entity at the creation of the universe and destroyed satan in 1679, the location of the spoon is know unknown but is thought to have been blown by the blast of a bomb on mars, while showing aliens awesome ninja pwnage and blown towards tasmania, australia on earth
spoon of destiny:.............................................
guy:OMG its the spoon of destiny!
spoon of destiny:...............................................
guy: guess it can't talk
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The act of spooning with a girl that you want to have sex with. Instead of having sex you try and fight the urge by placing a pillow between you two. It is also called the S&L!
"Last night, I hecka wanted to bang this chick and all we ended up doing was pillow spooning till like 6 am"
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