chocolate titty spread: Is a sexual activity when a man poops on a girls tits and spreads it like nutella and licks the poop of her titts
My boyfriend gave me a Chocolate titty spread
Last night
What old people think we're saying when we said that's what she said.
Ouch! -Teen.
Nacho Cheese Spread! -Old Person.
You Mean That's What She Said?? -Teen.
A widening of the ass characteristic of women who are career bus or truck drivers.
Mrs. Klute gas been driving the school bus since I was a kid. She's got some major bus driver spread.
Using two hands to spread your ass cheeks in an attempt to silence an upcoming fart.
Daniel was over last night and I really had to let one loose, so I had to use the two-hand spread! Worked like a charm! All smells, no noise.
Refers to a woman with a big posterior.
Serena Williams got a big ol' spread.
Commanding your troops in Age of Empires II to arrange themselves into a spread-like formation, in which enemy troops cannot proceed beyond yours.
"I hate it when Shannon uses the fucking spread-cunt formation!"
term used when first year university students pick up weight during the course of their year. Causes may vary. example: stress, over-eating, over-drinking, lack of exercise.
"First year spread is real, Jane has picked up a lot of weight this year."