Random
Source Code
Random
When you are having anal with a girl, and she gets shit on your dick. So you pull a "slip" shove it in her pussy real quick to get the shit off. Then finish the anal. So next time she goes to check out her vagina, she'll find a chocolate surprise.
Did you hear that bitch scream? Must be a chocolate surprise.
56👍 28👎
Often referred to as the "alternative term" for rape.
It's not called rape man, it's called Surprise Sex.
54👍 27👎
A Dutch oven that has gone too far.
From the Daily Telegraph:
"In London today the shock news spread that Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II and her husband Phillip will be filing for divorce. A spokesperson for the royals has exclusively told the Daily Telegraph that the Queen initiated the procedings after Prince Phillip gave her a Dutch surprise this morning. Prince Phillip has long been known to be a patron of the Dutch oven."
34👍 16👎
Occurs when an unexpected guest knocks on your bedroom door when you are masturbating and about to orgasm, and you open the door and ejaculate on them, shouting "Surprise Party!" Common in college dormitories.
I knocked on my neighbor's door to ask him if I could borrow his scissors, and to my horror he appeared at the door completely naked with his hand on his penis and promptly ejaculated in my eye, shouting, "Surprise Party!"
28👍 12👎
The somewhat disappointing realization one has shortly after fucking a hot Asian hooker in the ass for $3 that something is horribly wrong.
It becomes obvious somewhat belatedly, that although this is the hottest chick you've ever banged, a quick post-coital inspection reveals that she appears to have a penis.
Honey, there must be some mistake - I must have gotten it from a toilet seat - or maybe that fuckin Tokyo Surprise.
27👍 12👎
A genre of pornography in which innocent victims are caught off guard and to their 'suprise', sexual acts are performed on them.
These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.
Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!
Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0
I jacked off to some good surprise porn last night pal you should have seen the look on her face when her dress was yanked right off outside the coffee shop.
25👍 11👎
while fooling around with your g/f and you tell them you are about to cum. they think they are going to see a little cum - instead your penis simply explodes and erupts like a volcano, covering your partner in thick streams of cum... "Surprise"!!
Maria was rubbing my penis over her breasts. When I told her I was about to cum - she wasn't ready for the 'cum surprise, she got
25👍 12👎