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when you masturbate or have sex sitting down, the increased bloodflow to the pelvic region causes the your ass and the nether region to sweat, makeing your underwear (if your wearing any) very uncomfortable and wet.
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nether region = area between a man's scrotum and ass hole. especially in the little nook right behind his balls.
the 'swamp' part of the word refers to "swamp ass" (similar thing but from running around)
Mike was fucking this girl, and when he was done, the bedsheets keps sticking to his ass cuz he had sex swamp.
person1: guess what
person2: what?
person1: I was just in a circle jerk, and ..
person2: eww gross dude, stop there, circle jerk is nasty.
person1: .. and I went to stand up, and i had the worst wedgie cuz my boxers were sticking to my ass cheeks and i couldnt rearange them right.
person2: .. i think im gonna be sick.
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Stinky, saturated, hand cream, wax coated feeling in area beneath the testicles after 4 days without proper cleansing.
State of crotch when chanting "A marine can stand Anything!!" no longer is a viable way to fight a cold water shower.
I am impressed with his tolerance to swamp crotch.
Dude you stink, you got some swamp crotch goin' on in there?
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An unfortunate condition in which the doo doo chute and surrounding areas are wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. This generally occurs when the ass isn't thoroughly wiped resulting in odors eminating from the region that smell like a fresh dump.
Vandy's swamp ass reaked so badly that the smell of his freshly unwiped ass could be enjoyed nearly three rows away in the theater.
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When a girs private parts (crotch) smell like a swamp!
"Is it normal that my vagina smells like a swamp?"
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1. New England trailer trash or northern redneck. 2. Someone whose family has been in America for generations (several of which may actually reside together) but has never gotten off the ground, couch, or smack long enough to build a functional family or become a redeeming member of society.
I immediately noticed the unmistakable scent of pot after the swamp yankee drove by me in his rusty Dodge Monaco with a rotting muffler.
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Stupid ugly broad you find lurking around bars near closing time, looking for drunk guys who didn't pick up any of the good looking fish and then are so wasted, that they end up being "picked up" by the disease infested mongrel also known as "Swamp Donkey".
Yo guy, i woke up this morning rolled over and found the biggest ugliest Swamp Donkey laying next to me, told me her name was jenny, then i smacked her, spat on her then threw her outside.
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Female bereft of physical beauty; tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg.
"...i'd had a few beers and thought i'd go look for a swamp donkey..."
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