Number Three

That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

three Fs

If it Floats, Flies, or Fucks it's better to rent than buy

Dave: Did you hear Jim and Cindy are getting a divorce?

Steve: Yes. Did you hear Jim has to sell his Baja 37 and his Cessna 172?

Dave: Always suspected Cindy was a gold digger. Too bad Jim ignored the three Fs, and now he's going to lose half his stuff.

Three S'es

Shit, Shower, Shave.

I am up and I have already had, The Three S'es, and you are telling me you are not even out of bed yet?

Three H's

Hungover, hungry, horny

Woke up today after a long night of drinking and three H's are hitting me hard

boobies three

The moment when motorboating becomes so fast that there seems to be three breasts, similiar to boobies four.

She was going so fast last night, it was like Boobies Three!

Dirty Three

A Dirty Three is a term used to describe the action of vomiting, defecating and urinating oneself.

This may occur for a many number of reasons, and can be an inconvenience.

'Mate, I'm not gonna' lie, I totally did a dirty-threer in The Black Swan toilets last night.'

OR

'Uh oh, I feel a dirty three coming on...'

Three-iple

A sandwich containing 3 slices of bread. 1 for the bottom, 1 in the middle, and 1 on top.

Hey Gavin, there is only three slices of bread left. Better make a Three-iple sandwich, you don’t want to be the dumbass that leaves a slice of bread solo!