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Referring to someone of the retarded nature.
Did you see that guy with no teeth? He's a turkey magurky.
An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.
"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"
When you shove leaves up a bitches ass and have her fart them out then put snow in her pussy and have her queef a white Christmas
That bitch so fine I'd give her a frosty turkey
A mispronunciation of jive turkey. It is a comeback to puffer flumpkin. Usually when you call somebody a jive turkey, they hear giant turkey instead.
Tyler: You jive turkey
Me: What, giant turkey. How am I a giant turkey?
Tyler: WHAT! Everybody always thinks I say that.
The act of celebrating both the American and Canadian version of thanksgiving solely for the the puropse of cooking and eating a second Turkey dinner.
Thom: Hey Joe where's Tim?
Joe: hes celebrating thanksgiving with his family.
Thom: What? but wasn't Thanksgiving a week ago?
Joe: yeah but they are a bunch of "Turkey Fuchers"
Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway
Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig
Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon
Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine
Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though
A perfect, vanilla white boy with a pale, soft peach/pink skin color, tends to have VERY supple pink lips, so very supple and so very pink it tends to make one uncomfortable. He will likely have many brown moles, reddish nipples, flared nostrils when he laughs. He is the type to enjoy Kraft macaroni and cheese, plain Cheerios, and milk. The term turkey weenie will refer to the appearance and hue of his genitals.
Ansel Elgort is the ultimate turkey weenie.