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When you are in a shower fucking your lady from behind. She is bent over and the water runs over her head and hair flooding her face causing her to choke on the water as she attempts to breathe in.
Before we went out last night I got a quickie from Trudie in the shower. Ended up water boarding her haha.
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An internet forum for pelicans where they can discuss serious subjects such as the human disturbance of their nesting colonies, mortalities resulting from being caught on fish hooks or entangled in monofilament line or share more light-hearted anectdotes (which mostly involve fish). They also use it to arrange illegal pelican raves and post blurry pictures of their delicately built lower jaws that consist of two thin and weakly articulated bones from which their pouches hang.
In real life Bill the penguin was an unassuming geek but on The Pelican Board he was an unassuming geek that knew the URL of Google and how to copy and paste.
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An in-residence educational institution. Adults with too much money who resent their children send them here to learn how to make money and resent children. Secondary curriculum includes whining like an infant and ass-kissing. Without constant security and supervision, students and graduates would be easy prey for real humans.
He's from boarding school. Get your sister to kick his ass.
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It's Satanic!
No Christian should ever mess with this utter piece of crap!
No one else should either - if they're smart!
And that's all there is to it.
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A collection of all the most important pelicans
If your a double hard pelican or you can body-pop (and your a pelican) then you should definitely be on the pelican board
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The chairman of the Board is the last guy of a 10+ person gangbang. After all guys have came on her face he then steps up cums on her and then from above gives her a hot slurpee.
Out of everone there John showed everyone why the is the chairman of the board.
Sally took one hell of a load from the chairman of the board
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A little tiny skateboard that your fingers can ride on. VERY worthless and a VERY stupid idea. Mostly played with by 9-year-old boys.
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