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When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass
"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.
a bathrobe that is worn around the house
wheres my gaff-cape? I gotta go cast some spells
A British colony that existed from 1795-1910. it lives on as a rocky headland in Cape Town, South Africa. the Dutch first landed then possibly got Rekt by the UK so the Dutch-Africans became the Boers/Boars. it was also Probably a scam made by Portugal to waste countries time. The colony ended in 1910 To make The Union Of South Africa.
the Cape of good hope has Millions of People because of the city Cape Town.
It's actually an island. It's been an island since the Wilson administration. I don't give a fuck about your branding, call it what it is: "Cod Island"
I'm on my way to a job on Cod Island, formerly known as "Cape Cod," and there's so many rich old bastards and upper class methadome addicts that it's like I never left Florida!
Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.
The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.
A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."
Pay attention to your needy girlfriend.
The origin is from an E-40 song "Captain Save A Hoe"
The reference line is "You should have had your cape on tight that night."
Guy's girlfriend " Heyy what are u doin right now can I come through??"
Other guy "Tell your boyfriend to tighten his cape"
"My girlfriend is gonna leave me"
"Tighten your cape"