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The act of a man sitting on a tolit straddled by a girl who is peeing
I got the piss chair yesterday
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When you fart at the table during breakfast.
Can you please take that chair bacon someplace else, you're spoiling my texas omelette and yogurt parfait.
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Same as couch potato or sofa spud.Someone who sits in a chair eating saltine crackers while watching TV,playing video games ,or on the computer.Usually in a roomy chair
I just sat in the chair watching Glee,on sunday so I was a chair cracker
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A person with an extreme fetish toward people whose appendages have been rendered inoperable and are confined to a wheelchair. Often does most of the work...
That chair chaser just took that two wheeled monster to his place for a night of fake passion.
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an excuse to blame your loud farts on when you can't hold your fart in anymore and you are sitting in a chair
After you fart really loud Gosh darn it! This squeaky chair keeps making all sorts of weird squeaky sounds. Somebody needs to oil this or something!
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A multiple homosexual sex act in which one man sqauts on anothers penis with many others looking on.
Man 1: Come and take a seat on The Masters Chair.
Man 2: Why Not.
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An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.
For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.
Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...
"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."
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