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MidClub Crisis

A midclub crisis can be described as a mini mid life crisis that occurs specifically in a nightclub. It is when one is at a club and at one stage during the night they have a mini panic attack and realize either that they are too old to enjoy themselves or they no longer fit in with this crowd. It differs from a mid life crisis as it is not age specific but most commonly occurs in a transitional period in one's life ie, last semester of college. the effects may be heightened by other outer conditions such as a club deciding to play teenie bopper music such as justin bieber.

bill: "hey man you alright, crap music right?"

Ted:"no man its not that, its just all of it, i'm past all these excellent aventures and stuck up young girls, i'm heading to an indie bar man"
Bill:"dude bummer, total midclub crisis"

another example would be mike the situation's mini meltdown in a club at the end of jersey shore season 2

by Aidsbomb February 27, 2011


COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).

I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.

by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022


e-crisis

existential online crisis

"Chris is having an e-crisis right now and has no idea what to publish and no idea what to say or do"
"I'm having a e-crisis, and I'm not sure how my online persona should be anymore"

by ChrisBorglei September 17, 2019


Bidentity crisis

When a bisexual person starts dating someone new and has an identity crisis about whether they are straight or gay, when really, they are bisexual.

"When I was dating Erica, I felt like a lesbian, but now that I'm dating Scott, I feel like a fake gay!" said the girl who is a 3 on the Kinsey scale. Her friends who were 0s and 6s on the Kinsey scale did not understand. Later she realized she was having a bidentity crisis, and she was in fact, not a gay or a "fake gay", but just a normal bisexual.

by obligatory_pseudonym November 10, 2021


Mood Life Crisis

Just like mid life crisis but anyone have it, you don't actually need to be middle aged. Something can simply upset your mood and lo and behold you now have a mood life crisis.

Is Alex coming to the party?
No. He's having a mood life crisis.

by whackywizard August 6, 2022


caotic crisis

crisis but more caotic

it's a caotic crisis out there

by fktdfhff September 15, 2022


quarter life crisis

When you are 20 and trying to figure out what to do with your life.

Happy 20th birthday. welcome to your quarter life crisis.

by stejskal October 2, 2023