murphy's law

Anything bad that could happen, will happen. Frequently quoted by those who think the entire world is against them, just because their piece of toast never lands the right way up. Same people often use the phrase 'That's just fucking typical' (of the world and everyone's in its conspiracy to piss me right off).

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Billy Murphy

The lanky man from Douglas himself. Smart and fluent in ackmed, he is the dictionary.

“Hey what’s that word mean”
“I don’t know ask billy Murphy he is a dictionary”

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pulled a murphy

When a whore take your money and gives you no pussy

The john picked up the whore and when they got to the hotel room. He paid her first and then she left without having sex with him. she had pulled a murphy on him.

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Backstab Murphy

When playing a co-op game, a Backstab Murphy is when one player desperately needs a powerup of some sort (usually health), only to be denied the powerup by his fellow gamer who they happen to be co-oping with.

Player 1: Oh, man. A health pack! Finally!

Player 2: SWIPE!!

Player 1: ... Did you seriously decide to go Backstab Murphy on me?

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Squirell Murphy

The receiving of, and or, giving of oral copulation on a Gondola. Named for the late S.Murphy and his affinity for "Squirellin' bitches"

Nothing better than a gnargnar powpow day and rounding it off with a good ol Squirell Murphy on the way down!

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Joel Murphy

Absolute midget who thinks he's the coolest kid around. Thinks he's funny and good at soccer, when he's not. Absolutely obsessed with Ansh Panchal, and can be constantly heard singing his name wherever he goes.

At least I get some pussy Joel Murphy (Samuel Lane, 2019)

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Saw Murphy

Encounter Murphy's law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong) in whatever life situation.

A: Man, my car got a flat on the freeway, then once I got going again my car ran out of gas, what crappy luck.
B: Seems like you saw murphy today!

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