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Anything bad that could happen, will happen. Frequently quoted by those who think the entire world is against them, just because their piece of toast never lands the right way up. Same people often use the phrase 'That's just fucking typical' (of the world and everyone's in its conspiracy to piss me right off).
The lanky man from Douglas himself. Smart and fluent in ackmed, he is the dictionary.
“Hey what’s that word mean”
“I don’t know ask billy Murphy he is a dictionary”
When a whore take your money and gives you no pussy
The john picked up the whore and when they got to the hotel room. He paid her first and then she left without having sex with him. she had pulled a murphy on him.
A man with an amazing ass that isn’t afraid to use it.
I love my baseball like I love my women: with a Sean Murphy.
An bad friend who owes me a fiver
Your mate lent you a fiver and you spent it on 3/4 length trousers and has refused to pay him back what a sean Murphy.
Encounter Murphy's law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong) in whatever life situation.
A: Man, my car got a flat on the freeway, then once I got going again my car ran out of gas, what crappy luck.
B: Seems like you saw murphy today!
Absolute midget who thinks he's the coolest kid around. Thinks he's funny and good at soccer, when he's not. Absolutely obsessed with Ansh Panchal, and can be constantly heard singing his name wherever he goes.
At least I get some pussy Joel Murphy (Samuel Lane, 2019)