squid

A term used by motorcyclist to describe a beginner rider. It's pretty much the same as the term "noob" but applied to motorcycle riders. Only 1337 riders can use this term because they have in fact h4x0red the gibson.

OMG! dudez I was knee draggin to the meet up at Sonic for some uber grub when I saw this SQUID totally not knee draggin! NOT 1337!!

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Ooooh, squid!

A response to anything vaguely sexual or sexy.

Girl 1: So I hear Johnny Depp might be in the next Batman movie as the Riddler.
Girl 2: Oooh, squid!


Person 1: We were just laying together to watch tv!
Person 2: Oh sure. You were probably all ooooh, squid!

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squid corn

1. A male or female who likes to have intercourse with a stuffed animal.
2. A male or female who collects used diapers in a drawer for months on end.
3. A faggot.
4. Someone who is obsessed with sea life or amusement park rides.
5. Someone who generally has friends that are better than them
6. has an obsession of DOLEANS.

Ew you collect diapers? your such a squid corn.

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squid fight

When ladies bump vaginas. Because it looks like squids fighting with their beaks.

Is Leslie coming to the party tonight?
Nah, she's at home squid fighting with her girlfriend.

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Squid Squirt

When you're having sex with your girl and you're about to finish, you pull out, say something to piss her off, then you shoot your cum into her eyes and make your escape while she's blinded, like a squid shooting ink at a predator.

"I accidentally called my wife by my girlfriend's name during sex and had to give her a Squid Squirt before she could strangle me."

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squid fishing

the act of performing anal sex and cuming in a girls ass and sucking it out with a straw

Id love to go squid fishing in that ass.

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Squid Game

A Movie that people (especially highschool girls) won't shut the fuck up about.

Nancy: Hey Julian, have you seen Squid Game?
Julian: No shut the fuck up

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