A jack-off, A person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. Also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.
"I hate Moose, he's such a fucking wad-pilot for stealing all of my dvds and skipping out on rent"
A Doom mod or game. Stands for Where's All the Data? There are two kinds of .wads: IWADS and PWADS. PWADS are basically mods that change something. IWADS are required to play.
You: Have you heard about the Myhouse doom wad?
Him: What is a wad?
An individual worthy of open derision; generally, anyone in front of you in traffic, bathroom or the line for communion
What are you lookin' at spuz wad?
Sorry Faddah - Dere wus dis spuz-wad in front of me ...
Move it ! Spuz Wad
A large, impressive roll of paper money with a few hundreds on the outside and lots of singles on the inside. Used by gamblers, grifters and con artists for impressing rubes that you're a whale of a rich guy.
He always walked into a deal with a flash wad, but walked out making a lot of vague promises and leaving as little of it behind as possible.
When you produce a mass of sperm/vaginal juice and wipe it up with a large amount of tissues.
Dude, I exploded and had to make a Soggy Wank Wad.
(adj.) small, insignificant, uncool, unimportant...
"Outta my way, ya little toe wad!"
-Sissy