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n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.
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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.
Or a competent haematologist.
It's someone who helps another person who has an eating disorder, to lose weight. They are fetishists most of the time, and will act predatory toward and fetishize girls with an eating disorder.
Sarah: I kinda want an ana coach
Dave: You shouldn't, most of them are old creeps taking advantage of young mentally ill girls online
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a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist
"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
Epic Fortnite gamer who love's Ethan and sex jokes
"Holy Crap Lois, It's Coach Petty"
Coach naji from CSMS is kinda…😳😳😏😏😏😏😏
is that coach naji oh my god he so hot
Facebook user who uses status updates to criticize or congratulate his/her team each and every play of the game
8:43pm Why in the hell did you run the ball?
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2
Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches
A vehicle which sells food, such as sandwiches, snacks, coffee and soda on construction job sites, military bases and university campuses.
Good thing the roach coach is here because I am starving.