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What your dad said just before when he went to buy some milk
Never to be seen again
Dad: I think I will be back
Me: dats how I lost my dad, 20 years ago.
*20 years later at Mc Donald’s drinking 75% ice coke
Me: Looks at news
News: a 65 year old man found naked at Walmart holding milk!
Me: that’s how I had united with my dad again.
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A phrase used most commonly when you are threatening somebody and said person does not believe you will actually execute these threats.
In other words, said person may believe their situation to be sweet, or safe from harm, when in reality, you will execute these threats and potentially win in a battle of fisticuffs.
Thus, the altercation has reached a new level, because by saying this sacred phrase, you have established your credibility as a threat to this person’s wellbeing, and exercised your ability to make valid threats.
Jake: Aye man, keep talking that good sh*t. You won’t do nothing.
Craig: Oh, so you think it’s sweet, huh?
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An understatement for: Really shouldn't think about it at all.
"They say he fucked an ostrich." "Just him? I'd think fucking an ostrich would be at least a three-man job." "It's almost not worth thinking about."
When someone thinks that other don't notice what they do.
EX1:
Ben looks at Sally's ass too much.
Margie, Ben's girlfriend, notices.
Margie then confronts Ben and says, "You think you're low."
EX2:
Ben, Margie and Sally are all out for some fun with a group of other people. Margie, Ben's girlfriend, notices that Ben is looking at Sally too much. Or, Sally is looking at Ben too much. Margie now thinks that Ben swear he's low.
EX3:
Margie and Ben are in a car driving to some place.
They stop at a red light where there is a girl on the corner with shorts, bent over tieing her shoes.
Margie notices the girl, and also notices that Ben looks at her, looks away, then looks at her again, then proceeds to drive.
Margie now thinks that Ben thinks he is low.
Moral of this phrase:
You are not low.
*This goes for females aswell.
Opening to an explanation, typically a contradiction, where the speaker is implying in a none-too-subtle manner that the other person could well be among the stupidest person in existence (ever) for not knowing this.
Dude A: "I'm pretty sure that 2 and 2 is 4"
Dude B: "I think you'll find it's at least 5."
Subtext: "I am superior in every way. You have shit for brains. QED"
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Is defined as a person that drives around a community that tries to become the dominate one by being loud and obnoxious to people or friends that they know are more dominate then the badass himself.
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A Website containing animals that Greg thinks a reered. Some reered people are also included on this great website. This website is the definition of reered and gravy.
Damn, Animals that Greg Thinks are Reered is such a fucking gravy website. The first picture of that kid is so gravy.
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