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Advice you give to people entering high school is they don’t want to get ass fucked
Pretty much the school equivalent of dropping the soap
”Hey Man, starting my freshman, any tips?”
“Don’t tie your laces”
“Why?”
Proceeds to do so and loses anal virginity
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Killing or threatening someone in order to avoid events that will not be good for the person tying them.
A: Michael knows you stole his cash.
B: Guess I'll tie up loose ends.
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Is formed after a male orgasms into a woman's mouth and it comes out her stoma.
John gave Jane a Sioux City bow-tie.
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After dropping acid, proceed to have intercourse. ( preferably anal. ) proceed to pound as needed. you are at near climax, pull out. ( otherwise known as "Exodus." ) once "Exodus" has occurred, ejaculate into one eye. ( non specific as to right or left. ) the combination of loss of sight, use of acid, and extreme hilarity will cause a hallucinogenic tie died pattern to appear in the eye of said partner. ( This entry does neither condone nor condemn the use of controlled substances. ) ENJOY!!
I gave this girl a one eyed tie dye. It was awesome until she got up and chased me.As a result of the lack of depth perception she fell down her front steps.
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Hanging a person without legal authority by a mob.
The term is often used by extreme right wing people when discusing black people of African origin.
Traditionally carried out at night in a location not likley to be visited by the legal authorities.
The KKK advertise neck tie parties as part of their political agenda for persons who do not wish to dress up in sheets and beleive in a misinterpreted version of the outdated theory of eugenics.
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An expression of sarcastic pity or sympathy.
Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.
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It's describes a situation where you no longer want to be in the presence of another individual and all you wanted to do is tie your damn shoe
Michael tie my shoe your pissing me off
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