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Prenuptial pep-talk given by the female partner in a relationship; detailing the dark consequences which will immediately follow any instance of infidelity on the male's part.
"Uh, so Jen and I were out having some Indian last night, when she laid The Tiger Talk right on me"
"Wow! Really?"
"Yeah, it was kinda scary, man. She said that if she ever catches me cheating on her, she's gonna cut my balls right off while I sleep and stuff them down my throat"
"Dude.. ouch!"
In the early day's exlusively gay men worked at Esso stations.
As same-sex love was strictly forbidden before color was invented a series of elaborate and obscuring jargon was developed. The Esso Tiger was and still is slang for the phallus. Stroking each others Esso Tigers was the most common after-hours activity in the black and white Era.
"So John, our long work day pumping gas is over and oogling Roger More is over! Please will you let me stroke your Esso Tiger now?* Wink wink*"
- Oh yes thank you Obright, I would be positively elated!
Tits on a tiger: Your best friend's sister, your boss's daughter.
Most likely used when talking about fly ass contemporary art
with killer style and the hottest brush strokes.
"Jay says: yoo Katie, your style is lookin tiger fresh tonight"
Something that has reached the level of ridiculousness to be considered ridonkulous and then some.
That girl's rack is ridonkulous tiger.
A women’s monthly friend; menstrual cycle
I’m sorry sweetie we can’t have sex tonight. I got bit by the vagina tiger.
A football team from Jacksboro, Texas; Legend says that anyone on the team has a large dick
That guy must a Jacksboro Tiger!
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