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The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.
My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.
As introduced by the 2024 cinematic masterpiece Deadpool and Wolverine, Truthful Timmy is the Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon.
"They call me 'The Merc With the Mouth'. They don't call me Truthful Timmy, The Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon."
When a kid is screaming and crying being a crybaby bitch and has never had their ass whopped who lie about everything and suck up all of the main parents attettion
Is he really crying and throwing a Timmy fit
a cute young boy who you like to sleep with.
timmy tomms he will use the line "well you dont have too..." to get in your bed
When and old man lures you in with GHB butterscotch candies and you wake up getting a gummer.
Mikey went to do his normal paperboy route but got Toothless Timmied at that nervey old mans house in Tustin Ca
Canada’s favorite donut shop, Timmy’s is a colloquialism for Tim Hortons (originally Tim Horton Donuts). Founded in 1964 by Toronto Maple Leafs player Tim Horton; he was killed on his way back to Toronto from a game with the Buffalo Sabres a decade later, but his spirit lives on.
It seems like everybody at work avoids our coffee in the break room, running to Timmy’s across the street instead.
The little Timmy effect is essentially the little Jimmy effect but it benefits a certain age group in general, so for example if a kid were to make a painting and it looks ugly as shit, and the older brother of that kid makes a fucking beautiful work of art the parent would most likely pick the little kids painting to keep him from balling his eyes out.
Brother: Mom look at this thing I made!
Little Brother: Look at mine!
*the little brother shows a disgusting piece of shit ever*
Mom: Hmmm.. I like you little brothers
Brother: Its the fuckin Little Timmy Effect.