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Tired as a mug

In need of sleep or rest.

The saying is derived from a coffee mug because it always has to have coffee in it to stay awake.

Man I've been working all day, I'm tired as a mug.

by Jbgriff1007 May 6, 2014

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[spare tire]

the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants

These pants really accentuate my faloner.

That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.

She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.

Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.

by poopstick67 January 2, 2009

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Flat Tire

When a person walks with a limp due to having a shorter leg than the other leg.

That dude is a flat tire he walks like a fucking dumbass!!

by EdwardBerry November 26, 2007

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Spare Tire

The fifth person on a double date. Similar to the third wheel.

John was a spare tire on our date last night. It got especially awkward when he started taking pictures of us.

by GingerMarie September 10, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


mud on the tires

When a girl wants to lose her virginity.

Also referred to as "getting your tires dirty" or "getting dirt on those tires"

Person 1: Girl, you better get some mud on those tires tonight!
Person 2: I'm trying!!

or

I better get my tires dirty tonight, or I'll be super upset!

Girl 1: Mud on the tires?
Girl 2: YES!! I got my tires really muddy!!

by wildcats12 March 5, 2009

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tire fire

A complete waste of time and money in a graduate school program

Man, the GW MBA is the biggest tire fire ever.

by Rainmaker ZOG June 1, 2013

11๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


i'm tired

my significant other is a fagtron

She whispers into my ear that she's tired.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

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