In need of sleep or rest.
The saying is derived from a coffee mug because it always has to have coffee in it to stay awake.
Man I've been working all day, I'm tired as a mug.
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the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants
faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size
good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants
These pants really accentuate my faloner.
That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.
She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.
Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.
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When a person walks with a limp due to having a shorter leg than the other leg.
That dude is a flat tire he walks like a fucking dumbass!!
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The fifth person on a double date. Similar to the third wheel.
John was a spare tire on our date last night. It got especially awkward when he started taking pictures of us.
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When a girl wants to lose her virginity.
Also referred to as "getting your tires dirty" or "getting dirt on those tires"
Person 1: Girl, you better get some mud on those tires tonight!
Person 2: I'm trying!!
or
I better get my tires dirty tonight, or I'll be super upset!
Girl 1: Mud on the tires?
Girl 2: YES!! I got my tires really muddy!!
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A complete waste of time and money in a graduate school program
Man, the GW MBA is the biggest tire fire ever.
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my significant other is a fagtron
She whispers into my ear that she's tired.
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