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Gay af rude af stupid af and dont be friends with her
"Lexi cook is gay"
Person : Biggs your fried
Biggs : nahh fook
Person 2 : God damn Cooked Raton
He described the propane tanks cooking off during the fire as sounding like bombs exploding.
When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.
That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.
lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.
I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.
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One of the funniest comedians to ever pick up a microphone. People either love him or hate him, but most people love him. While listening to his retaliation CD while driving home, i laughed so hard I almost got into an accident. He made several appearances on Crank Yankers, and Shorties Watching Shorties
Dane Cook is so hilarious he almost killed me in a car accident
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An insult directed at the Texas Longhorns.
Longhorn fan: Hook 'em!!!
Oklahoma fan: Cook 'em!
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