March Shatness

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).

Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!

shat on a twat

Another word for shit on a stick

Shat on a twat, get your shat on a twat only for $2

i shat

supposed to be i shat but not a word until now

i shat

Shat Basket

A basket that holds heavy loads of shit and can be cared around to scare away child predators or just straight up weirdos

Hey Oliver dont forget to bring the shat basket

shat head

Fat read head

Your such a shat head

snap-shat

a one handed quick photo taken with a cell phone while taking a shit. The front of the phone is usually turned upside down and pressed between your legs slightly tilting back and up then taken at the exact moment the turd completely crowns giving the effect of different types of bloomig orchids from pink to purple and brown to a somtimes crimson. Then shared

I sent Jasmine a snap-shat while dropped one in the bathroom by the main gate at the Atlanta airport.

She shat me back from Milwaukee.

Shat On A Cat

To ruin one self's or another's chance to get pussy.

Guy 1: Dude I didn't end up getting laid last night
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?

Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.

Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.