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a very weird and tall individual
naomi: hey i know what your name is
unknown: what?
Naomi: Chris!!
Chris: how did you know?
Naomi: your weird and tall, duh.
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A romperstomper. Happy all the time AND SHOWS NO FEELINGS TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE OR SADNESS! Doesn't like to open up to people. very sexy(; usually fall for them BUT DON'T! THEY WILL FOOL YOU! It's not a good feeling. I've been there, done that. Gone around the block and back. NO! Bad idea. Hide your children. It's the only way to save them! There are boys and girls called chris, so BEWARE!
You best take my warning seriously! :D
still really like you Chris, but i shouldn't sadly. D:
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Someone who ruins jokes. A fuck up. A League of Legends playing, tank top wearing, freshmen dating, skeeze.
Bryan: Hey guys. Mrs. Cook sure doesn't care about world hunger.
Random Guy: It's funny cause she is fat.
Bryan: Way to ruin the joke, Chris.
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A person who fails at life; Characterized by living in a cardboard box and never owning a Lamborghini
You're gunna be such a chris when you're older
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Chris is a dipshit. He's one of the pussiest, ugliest people you will ever meet. Rejected by every girl and he will always be single. Horrible friend and can't be trusted. Although he takes risks, he is still a dumbass. He takes everything up the ass and he has a small penis. Chris is a loser.
"That guy is ugly as fuck"
"Yeah that's a Chris"
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Chris is just so Fluffy. I wish more of my friends were like Chris.
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