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Cum in the bum at the instant the breakfast toast pops out.
She looked ravishing in the morning light as she made breakfast, so I had to take the toaster
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The cheese that drips out of the bottom of a grilled cheese when you put it in the toaster.
My favourite thing about making grilled cheese is drinking the toaster fluid afterwards.
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when you have a warm silent fart that warms your butt up
person A- whats that smell??
person B- its a Toaster-Oven and my butt is warm!
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when a woman bites the tip of a man penis right before the cum, causing a mix of blood and semen resembling that of a toaster strudel. red and white mixed ewww...
that bitch gave me a toaster strudel cause gave her a brown bag special last week
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A famous screensaver invented by Wes Boyd for the Macintosh computer, showing a squadron of winged toasters zooming across the stratosphere.
Call me old-fashioned, but I still think the flying toaster screensaver is cool.
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the thing my friend yells when he grabs his girlfriends boobs
When he yells toaster waffles only 2 thing could have just happened: he either grabbed her boobs or hes in a good mood.
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When directions are not clear and one gets Dick stuck in a toaster
Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster