tool

Someone that thinks they're cool or funny. One that tries to hang around with a group, thinking theyre all friends, when everyone hates him. Someone that tries adding on to jokes but just turns up as a buzzkill. Someone that everyone likes playing pranks on, but doesn't realize it and still tries to act like a friend, even after you tell him how much you hate them. and yeah, i know a few.

tool: "Sup."
anti-tool:"Dude grow a pair. You know i hate you."
tool: "Sup."

anti-tool1 eats a hamburger. or burrito. or something.
anti-tool1: "It's too juicy."
anti-tool2: "that's what she said"
everyone laughs.
tool: "It looks thick too."
everyone stops laughing.

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tool

someone who is used by other people.

Lisa is the biggest tool ever.
Next to alex.

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tool

t-oo-l (n.) One who is being taken advantage of, and doesn't know it. Whether due to no one having the courage to do it, or they're very, very dense. Not to be confused with a nottool.

"Johnny is such a tool. O-M-FUCKING-G, he acted like such a retarded gay homo asspirate tool in Algebra today. Faggotballs."

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Tool

Penis

One who acts like a cock.

Someone who is an arrogant cock who uses other people.

a really shitty band

A tool can be someone who is used by somebody else but more so it refers to the male genitalia such as a person who uses others. see cock

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tool

People that do whatever they possibly can to become something they can't in real life.

ImmortalCheese, and others, on forums.d2jsp.org trying to become a person of power are tools.

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tool

a guy who joins a fraternity. A cunt.

look at all those tools in Acacia, Alpha Gamma Rho, Alpha Gamma Sigma, Alpha Delta Gamma, Alpha Delta Phi, Alpha Epsilon Pi, Alpha Kappa Lambda, Alpha Sigma Phi, Alpha Tau Omega, Alpha Phi Alpha, Alpha Phi Delta, Alpha Chi Rho, Beta Sigma Psi, Beta Theta Pi, Beta Chi Theta, Delta Chi,Delta Kappa Epsilon, Delta Phi, Delta Psi, Delta Sigma Phi, Delta Tau Delta, Delta Upsilon, Zeta Beta Tau, Zeta Psi, Theta Xi, Theta Chi, Theta Delta Chi, Iota Phi Theta, Iota Nu Delta, Kappa Alpha Order, Kappa Alpha Psi, Kappa Alpha Society, Kappa Delta Phi, Kappa Sigma, Lambda Theta Phi, Lambda Sigma Upsilon, Lambda Phi Epsilon, Lambda Chi Alpha, Pi Kappa Alpha, Pi Kappa Phi, Pi Lambda Phi, Psi Upsilon, Sigma Alpha Epsilon,Sigma Alpha Mu, Sigma Beta Rho, Sigma Nu, Sigma Lambda Beta, Sigma Pi, Sigma Phi, Sigma Phi Delta, Sigma Phi Epsilon, Sigma Chi, Sigma Tau Gamma, Tau Delta Phi, Tau Epsilon Phi, Tau Kappa Epsilon, Phi Beta Sigma, Phi Gamma Delta, Phi Iota Alpha, Phi Kappa Theta, Phi Kappa Sigma, Phi Kappa Tau, Phi Kappa Psi, Phi Lambda Chi, Phi Mu Delta, Phi Sigma Kappa, Phi Sigma Phi, Chi Phi, Chi Psi, Omega Delta Phi, Delta Kappa Epsilon, Phi Sigma Kappa, Kappa Sigma, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Sigma Lambda Beta, Sigma Pi, Alpha Phi Alpha, Iota Phi Theta, Kappa Alpha Psi, Omega Psi Phi, Phi Beta Sigma, Alpha Psi Lambda, Gamma Zeta Alpha, Lambda Alpha Upsilon, Lambda Pi Upsilon, Lambda Sigma Upsilon, Lambda Theta Phi, Lambda Upsilon Lambda, Nu Alpha Kappa, Omega Delta Phi, Omega Phi Beta, Phi Iota Alpha, Sigma Lambda Beta, etc, etc, etc ,etc, etc.

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tool

A lesbian who likes being used for others enjoyment.

Kiran is the biggest tool ever.

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