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After poking a rather fishy flavored panty-hamster from behind for a few hours, you pull out. only to release a life altering current of humid fish vapors flowing thoughout the residence coating everything in sight. if there is any warning. you should try to get to the basement!
I banged this chick for hours last night. when I was done, her pooter boofed out a F-5 TUNA TORNADO! I had to bath in tomato juice to get the smell off my skin!
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When you are really REALLY happy.
Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"
When two in the closet gay dudes are plying tummy sticks and a friend or family member enters the room, the ensuing commotion to appear as if they were not just playing tummy sticks, is known as the Tacoma tummy tornado
Dude, I went to borrow my roommates xbox, and i swear to god I witnessed the Tacoma Tummy Tornado!
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The sideshow for the Marching Band.
Why can't this second quarter be over already and the Butler Golden Tornado Football Team get off the field so we can watch the marching band actually excel at something.
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a gang bang gone bad, when 4 guys (i: 8 testicles) whip their penises in a circular motion (ie: tornado) around a girl and proceed to ejaculate on her face and/or hair. during the ejaculation phase the 4 guys sing "im walkin' on sunshine wooohooo". during this phase the girl punches each pair of balls so that the four males pass out(ie purple), leaving her the only person standing (ie royale).
"hey man this girl was giving me attitude at the local walmart so i told her i would give her the purple eight ball tornado royale"
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When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"
You: wow this is awesome!
Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!
You: thats so true!
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When a tornado becomes so big and so strong the National Weather Service suddenly fears it and starts blurting out words like "THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COCVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY."
"John- it's not looking good out here."
"Jebsy, what does it-"
"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."
"Shit, got it."
Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.