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Ass hair that extends above the pants line.
Similar to the treasure trail, but in the back.
Put a shirt on, no one wants to see your trail of terror
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The act of unknowingly walking behind someone who is cropdusting such nasty fumes that your eyes begin to water.
- Were you crying?
- Naw, I was just walking the trail of tears behind Big Joey.
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The tuft of hair directly above the asscrack. It is the opposite of the happy trail.
When David went to prison all the anal rapists laughed at the tramp stamp which read "oops" that they could read through his especially hairy unhappy trail.
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When, out of politeness, you go out of the tent to fart. Then, despite your best efforts, it follows you back in.
She: "Whoa, dude, who cut one?! That shit is toxic. My eyes are burning!"
He: "O, my sincerest apologies, m'lady. I did my best to leave that at the flap. I knew that shit'd be narsty. Must've been the chem-trails."
She: "What? Who said that?!"
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traces of spooge left on bedsheets or in dark colored boxer shorts
"That asshole slept in my bed and left snail trails!"
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Gleaming sticky substance left on your dick after your wife rubs her clit up and down it for 5 minutes.
"Please straddle my face and snail trail my chin, Please. I'll do the dishes tomorrow"
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The act of smacking your buddies nuts and then punching him in the anus. Hence the "nuts" and "chooclate" making up "trail mix".
Larry: "Trail mix!"
Tom: "What? AHHH, Dude what was that for?"
Larry: "Had to get me some nuts and chocolate..."
Tom: "Your a jerk, now my sack is aching"
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