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A guy (or girl) who atempts butt stuff with no warning during sexual activity.
Brian tried to sneak a finger in the back door the other night. What a trumpet creeper.
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Is when you have projectile diarrhea out in the woods. The noise from your ass wards away potential predators but attracts fierce horse flys.
Oh I pray my steam trumpet keeps away the bears!
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When my coworker blows viciously into the webs of his or her hands to create the serenading sound of a trumpet.
Hey pal, can you teach me
How to human trumpet?
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A description of ones ass after dropping a softball size turd.
Man, you have to see the size of the shit in that toilet. That guy must have a trumpet ass
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A gay British man giving a blowjob to another man.
Damn, Sora was a real crumpet trumpet on my dick last night.
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When you ejaculate into your lovers ear, then blow into the ear in a humming, buzzing manner, causing the ejaculate to leak out the other side.
Yo man, I just have that bitch an ear trumpet!
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After one performs anal to another, the dingleberries from their butthole stick to your genitals.
That stanky bitch gave me a rusty trumpet!
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