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After urinating, you hold your penis down as you squeeze out the last of the piss to prevent it from slamming into the toilet rim.
Steve: You'll get herpes if you don't start toilet tucking.
John: That's just a myth.
Steve: How do you explain this?
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When you use your portly belly to push someone out of the way.
Bob heard there was cake in the break room but Larry was blocking the door so he had to friar tuck him to get by.
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When you thrust your balls and penis forward, then slam your as back catching your balls and penis behind your legs.
All the guys at my prison pay slam tuck!
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n. a technique used to hide an erection; to use the elastic tuck, the erection is pointed upward and held as such by the elastic waistband of the underwear. Also referred to as the E.T.
First guy: I got a huge boner three minutes before class ended today. I had to hide it with my books.
Second guy: Dude, you don't use the elastic tuck?
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When you tuck your penis inside itself
A turtle tuck is necessary in cross dressing.
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A form of rock music where men sing in high pitched voices while wearing make up and big teased hair, acting and sounding as if their package is tucked between the legs.
That band playing tuck-rock could be guys or chicks..I can't tell!
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