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When you shit, piss, and cum in a girl's mouth and use your dick as ladle to stir up the delicious soup.
Jenny just ate a fresh bowl of my turd stew!
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A tissue or piece of toilet paper placed on the water in the toilet used to prevent the water from splashing up your ass while taking a dump.
Wow if I hadn't used a turd catcher, I would have had to take a shower after that dump.
Oh my God! I definitely should have used a turdcatcher on that one.
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A nigger or niglet that is made out of shit.
"What smells like excrement?" "Oh, it must be that god damn turd nigger over there!"
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To exhibit overwhelming prudence in financial or budgetary matters.
"Our finances will be OK in Dave's capable hands. He'd skin a turd that guy..."
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A "sculpture" sold in Stuckey's gas stations in the 1970s. The "bird" was composed of a dried piece of dung with toothpick legs, googly eyes, little feather wings and a plastic beak.
These "sculptures" stood upon a small plastic base that featured the words "turd bird" preceded by the name of the state in which one purchased the item. Thus, if traveling through Montana, one could purchase a Montana Turd Bird, and when one reached Wyoming, one could stop at a Stuckey's and purchase a Wyoming Turd Bird. The poosibilities were endless.
I've been to all 48 contiguous states and I have a Turd Bird from every one of them to prove it.
I'm so depressed, I just found out they don't have Stuckey's in Hawaii. I so wanted a Hawaiian Turd Bird.
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A turd that is extremely hard and painful to pass whether the turd be spicy or contains shards of glass.
After I slammed that pinecone turd my diarrhea hole bled for eight years.
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