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The breaking of a penis, in four easy steps:
1. Hold (the shaft of the penis firmly with your hand or hands)
2. Twist (the shaft of the penis, clockwise or counter-clockwise)
3. Wait for the pop (keep on twisting until you do)
4. Pull (to successfully break a penis!)
Especially useful in situations of sexual assault or rape.
Use this knowledge wisely and with care.
In explaining to all of her friends how to give an oliver twist, all of her guy-friends closed their eyes, held their genitals, and outwardly expressed how painful such a maneuver would be while her girl-friends nodded with thanks for the useful information.
Animals with hugely misshapened body parts, such as feet, eyes, grins, etc.
Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.
This Twisted Whiskers calendar has a picture of a cat with a screwed up grin that says "Let a smile be your umbrella... but plan on getting soaked." for April...
Don't mistake the looks of the cans into thinking its beer, it's not! Kids with names like Cole or Brad who like to vape and take snapchats drink these things.
"Hey brad have you seen my twisteds?" "I don't know Cole but I saw the Girl Scout girls walking past the house with a case in their hand you could ask them"
"It's a vape and twisted teas night, full send boys! Blackout night!"
The long tube looking pipe with a ball end that Hemet, CA kids (and tweakers world wide) light and twist to smoke their crack rocks.
Tom Cruise needs to lay off that twist-a-pipe fo sho!
A person jacked up on meth or some other type of speed that's been up for a extended period and is talking nonsense usually to themselves and usually moving like they are trying to dance but are changing their minds as to what body part to move first.
Did you see that chic at wal-Mart twisted off in the toy isle?
When 2 or more closeted homosexual men go on a “road trip” for “business”, but have sexual interactions while on the road. They will use an SUV if available to allow for more aggressive penetration activities in addition to road head.
I wouldn’t go on that business trip with the boss, he’s really looking for a Tahoe Twist.
When a man and a woman are having sex then then man hangs from the ceiling fan hitting the woman in the head with his dick
Yo bro did you hear Sam did the Italian twist with Cary, shit was crazy