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When felchers get together for a felch fest that lasts for days.
All the felchers and felchees went to the ultimate felch!
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When someone disrespects you so badly no matter what you say back will mean anything your where powned in the epic way the only way to counter it would be to say "your face"
other person: hey
you: what do you want?
other person: yo momma
you: yo momma is so fat when she goes in the house she goes in the house and she makes food.
other person: yo momma's blood type is Ragu!
(ultimate disrespect)
you: your face
(counter ultimate disrespect)
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Basically like normal Jenga but every time you take a piece out of the tower you have to do a shot of tequila. Other alcohols can be used if tequila isn't available. In the end your so drunk it gets very difficult to keep the tower standing. When the tower is knocked over the players get to decide a humiliation for the loser. What happens in the end all depends on how drunk you are and how much you like the loser.
Dude, let' play ultimate jenga.
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You have previously read about fisting. But when you are in bed with your partner, you realize that her "hole" isnt big enough. so you contemplate the idea on what you should do. So you lay her down calmly, then throw a right hook punch at her vagina. The force of your punch shatters her pelvis, allowing you to insert your fist into her.
also, while you are throwing the punch, you yell, "ULTIMATE FISTING," really loud.
dude her vagina was so small so i had to do some ultimate fisting to make it big enough for sex.
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Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.
George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."
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Two Eiffel Towers being performed simultaneously. One girl lays across the other girl in an X, while the 4 guys tag team them and high five all at once, creating the 4 columns of the Eiffell tower.
Janet: Dave and Harold lets do an Eiffell tower?
Brenda: Brian and John lets do an Eiffell tower as well.
Brian, John, Harold, and Dave, simultaneously: How about Janet and Brenda lay on top of each other, while they do us, and blow us, and then we high five. Its the Ultimate Eiffel Tower!
sometime in 2022 on twitter, there was a competition held to know who the ultimate tumblr sexy man was.
the winner was the one and only, sans undertale.
my friend: who's the ultimate tumblr sexyman?
me: sans undertale
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