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A girlfriend that publishes lies about you on Urban Dictionary.
Kyle: Emma, why are you posting lies about me in your definitions?
Emma: Your dick is one inch long Kyle.
Kyle: No it's not! You're being quite the Urban Girlfriend right now!
Emma: Fine, I'll change it to two and a half inches.
Kyle: Thanks babe.
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People who invent new words and definitions for those words, for the sole purpose of posting them to Urban Dictionary.
The majority of the words on Urban Dictionary are the products of "Urban Dicks".
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a city dweller who makes a habit of wearing plaids and flannel although he or she has little to no outdoor experience.
Robert Pattinson is such an urban lumberjack with all that plaid. Real outdoorsy people wouldn't be that pale.
Ever since Robert Pattinson made it popular again, there have been urban lumberjacks all over the city sporting plaid.
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The feeling you get when you're sure you have a unique, never before thought of word or phrase to submit to urbandictionary.com only to find out some jerk published it a long time ago.
Ben was pumped thinking he'd be the first guy to publish "soap grafting" on urbandictionary.com. Upon finding out he wouldn't be first he was left with a severe case of Urban Disappointment. Damn you Acquiesce42! DAMN YOU!!!
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Asserting that due to having run out of regular toilet paper, one has been reduced to ripping (the virtual) pages out of the Urban Dictionary to wipe one's behind with after defecating.
(An absurdist but wry way of deflecting an insult about one's hygiene, neither admitting the charge nor getting into an unnecessary fight.)
Outta cash, bro. Been urban wiping.
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to find used condom in public place and drink the spunk from it like u would a frube yoghurt
that mans been urban frubing
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Def: A modern myth. A frightening untrue story in which the storyteller insists is true, but has no evidence to back up. Also, it never happened to the storyteller but someone removed from them.
So did you ever meet your friend's mom's Arab boyfriend that left the note on the door? Sounds like an urban legend to me.
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