Advertising copy written by ChatGPT, Bard or other such robot.
Say there fellow copywriter, leave your emails, website and other copy matters to me and I'll drown your reader in so much verbal AIrrhoea they'll crap LinkedIn thought-leadership for a week.
A phrase or sentence so profoundly crazy, out of pocket, positive or negative that it causes major damage once it is said/dropped, either physically or otherwise. Usually uses modern terms/slang/phrases strung together, but it's just a general sentence that's too crazy to the point of causing damage.
"Shawty's level 5 gyat Fanum taxes the rizzler's skibidi into becoming an FNF pookie bear" - a Verbal Jenga Tower, capable of killing a 10th century peasant on command.
"Ain't no way bro, that was a fucking crazy Verbal Jenga Tower, I can't comprehend a single word of it"
Being a pure beta male and not respecpering the pure road man aggy wag1 code
Yo g ur being pure verbal innit don’t get aggy with mans
The anguish one feels when one hears an incomplete word or sentence out of anticipation and lack of fulfillment or closure.
Everyone gets verbal blue balls for a few moments when Dr. Frankenfurter sings "I see you shiver with antici-"
the perpetuating of racial stereotypes, usually brought up by one pulling out the race card as an excuse
Kyle: Jay why are you always late
Jay: That's verbal battery, you are perpetuating black stereotypes
Verbal values comes from someone who stutters consistently.
“Minty, get your words out, you’ve got verbal values”
It comes from the term “stuttering minty”
Bloody hell mint, get your words out. You’ve got verbal values