the secret is victoria is a man
(barfing after reading0
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Actress most recently known for role in her own show, Victorious. Her co-stars are much more talented and some of them have even been on Broadway, but her singing is computerized nonetheless, and she gets all the fame and is the covergirl for TeenVogue, even though there are way more people who are more successful and work harder and better than her.
Victoria Justice is good looking, but i REALLY feel like another person deserves to be on the cover of TeenVogue.
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The action of sexual intercourse while encased in two or more large cushions
βJoy and I were Victoria Sponging on Friday night, and it was wonderful. Until I hit my head on the radiator and she fell out the bed.β
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Also known as Victoria the magnificent. A skilled bowler, with killer hand eye coordination. Has zero sympathy for anyone, not even for a crippled just out of the hospital. A quote that best describes Victoria "leaders are born, not created." Best friend to an unknown superman like figure. A lover, a winner, a role model!
"I want to be like Victoria Quillen when I grow up"
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A special melody that's filled with emotion and meaning.
To play:
Acoustic guitar.
Standard Tuning.
Capo on 7th fret.
Am, G, E, C
Repeat until loved.
"Dude, Victoria's like amazing. I need a melody to play her."
"Play Victoria's Melody dude."
The sweetest, sexiest, most talented and artistic woman you will ever meet if you're lucky enough to meet her. No questions asked.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, why is Lilian Victoria the fairest of them all?
A wotsit/Cheeto In between the toes.
Look out sheβs got a dirty Victoria