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1-Line Wednesday
1-Line Wednesday: A segment on the world famous Chris Daniel Show, where listeners can play along by saying one line, and one line only. There is no screener, but nothing excessively obscene and no profanity is allowed. It is open to both AM and FM broadcasts, but generally ruled by the AM with an iron fist, while the FM tends to their sore bee-hinds for the next week.
Notable examples include: "picking a candidate is like trying to choose which flavor suppository to purchase", "Am I the only one who finds it ironic that the world's largest penis museum is located in one of the coldest countries on Earth?", as well as many relevant and current political topics.
One-Line Wednesday is a staple of American freedom, as it is one of the most powerful ways to broadcast our first amendment right, once a week, EVERY week, and enjoyed by patriots young and old.
Chris: 1-Line Wednesday is up next guys, remember: you get one line and one line only. Nothing obscene and no profanity.
Chris: 1-Line Wednesday, go ahead.
FM Caller: uhhh.. UHHH...
(Hangs up)
Chris: That's your one line. Let's go to the AM side.... 1-Line Wednesday, your turn.
AM Caller: If Miley Cyrus is now 'pan-sexual'... does that means I'm gonna have to hide my Revere-Ware?
Chris and Phil: AHAHAHAHA... UHHH..
Chris: Only the ones with handles... hah... Point to the AM side.
An abrieviated code which heroin users use to inform their dealer of their request to purchase 'brown' without anyone else knowing, ie "(I'll) Be Round On Wednesday Night"....
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Hump day, an occasion every week to wear that ugly sweater you got from Aunt Mildred for Christmas.
Jack: Crap, I forgot it was Ugly Sweater Wednesday!
Joe: No prob dude, just hit up the Salvation Army.
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The term used when Wednesday comes at work and you get fucked into working a double again.
Well Raw dog Wednesday is here again which one of us is going to get raped into sixteen hours?
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Whack-Off Wednesday is a day that most young guys observe by jacking off on Wednesdays.
Whack-Off Wednesday is a day I never miss!
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Weird Wank Wednesday is a challenge that only legends can handle.
On the first Wednesday of every month, you have to find the weirdest porno, something normal people would usually avoid, and masturbate to it.
Both men and women can participate in this challenge.
Dude 1: “Hey, what did you watch for Weird Wank Wednesday ?”
Dude 2: “I watched some furry GILF porn...”
Dude 1: “Damn.”
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Is a celebration of the beauty and sex appeal of white men; usually in reference to the encouragement for "swirlers"(bw/wm coupling 💋😊) to date white men.
"Come on,Ba Queeda, you know you want this; it's white boy Wednesday!
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