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The act of waking up and instantly eatting large amounts of bacon.
"I guess its time to get some wake 'n' bacon done."
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the act of your neighbors' landscapers mowing the lawn at 8am on a Saturday morning.
Dude, I got so wasted last night and on top of that I received a nice mexican wake-up call courtesy of my neighbors.
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An admonition to get an idea of the dire hopelessness of the situation.
Your girlfriend told the cops about your heroin stash so wake up and smell the coffin.
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You need find a random house, silently break into, locate random target, preferably female. When the target has been found, the aggressor then will be violently slapping with willy a victim over a face while she is sleeping. You are slapping her until she will wake up while singing "wake up call."
(Hotel reception, boss): "Do not forget to make a WAKE UP CALL in the morning!"
(Receptionist): "Do not worry, they will ake up with gladness!"
"You've just unleashed a WAKE UP CALL!"
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The smoking of marijuana upon one's awakening, as in a Wake-n-Bake, but done beneath one's blankets, creating a tight, effective hotbox.
Open up the Wake-n-Bake Oven, and you got BAKED GOODS, bitch!
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To awake someone by kicking them similar to what occurs to many homeless people.
"Is he still not up yet? Go give him a Hobo Wake Up Call!"
1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.
Jimmy was selling too much blow out of his house, so the cops gave him the old Waco Wake-up Call.
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