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strip club wallet

when u are broke which results you only having really small bills in your wallet: I.E. only 1's and 5's

me: dude, dave you have a huge case of having a strip club wallet u got like 30 bucks in ones man:

Dave; shutup man, im dead broke

by King Leonidas22 February 14, 2009

15πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Hairy meat wallet

A hairy vagina, commonly mistaken with women whom either have or have had the meat sweats.

"Hey Jasmyn do you have a hairy meat wallet?"
"No I just have the meat sweats"

by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017


sausage wallet zephyr

a queef (pussy fart)

oh man she just let out the nastiest sausage wallet zephyr ive ever smelled

by ass master January 19, 2003

15πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Spanking your wallet

A term coined by the Watkins family, to "spank one's wallet" is to use someone for their money. Generally used in reference to women.

"Dude, your girlfriend is spanking your wallet. You should seriously dump her."

"I could tell she was just a wallet-spanker from the very beginning."

by hhans November 3, 2011

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mexican ham wallet

a youthful well kept vagina (bald taco) with salsa added

Sally: Hey Larry
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.

by beard core December 28, 2011

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.

Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."

by Comander Cool March 9, 2007

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Drop your wallet

To 'drop your wallet' is for a male to come or orgasm. Usually used when referring to almost coming or prematurely ejaculating.

β€œThe new lingerie my wife bought is so hot I dropped my wallet in seconds.”

β€œMichelle was so horny looking in that bikini that I almost dropped my wallet right there on the beach.”

by camjoo May 23, 2005

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž