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Pathetic excuse for a man. Like the above. Befriends women but due to screwed perception, mistakes simple friendship for sexual interest to the point of stalking. This always culminates in sobbing and self love in public places.
'Oh dear, Steve disappeared the night before thanksgiving. He was very drunk and upset with his housemate.'
'yes, for some reason he ran away to that Finnish girls house.'
'Really? The one who made it clear she is not interested in him?'
'That is the one. What's more she was off banging her fuck buddy while Steve sat outside her house.'
'Dear me! So what was he doing there that long?'
'Playing with himself and sobbing, you know what a cry wanker he is!'
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The act of ordering a Ridiculously long named coffee normally from a franchise coffe shop such as starbucks.
These people are called coffee wankers.
Jesus Victoria couldnt you have just ordered a large White coffee from starbucks instead of a Grande Skinny Latte with soya milk, twist of lemon and a sprinkle of Cinnamon and shot of vanilla? you dirty coffee wanker.
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British definition for fucking jerkoff
joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike
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A term for someone who jerks off a lot, but more commonly used by middle-schoolers for humor.
"Hey Bro! Wanna go shoot some hoops?" "Shut the fuck up you Dirty Wanker!"
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When a person (or manager) acts like a disney princess or as if they were living in a musical. They often like dogs, and sometimes enjoy being inappropriate with condoms in pubs.
A whimsical wanker can often be found swimming on the dancefloor.
A highly entertaining person.
A person can truly call themselves a whimsical wanker when they have performed by themselves to Wuthering Heights to an unexpecting crowd.
The highest form of praise for a whimsical one.
What a whimsical wanker... check out that whimsical wanker... my manager is a whimsical wanker
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Callouses formed on the hands of a chronic male masturbator. Also known as Wank Wounds.
Dude what's with your hands! You better go see a dermatologist.
No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.
You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!
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A perjorative term used to describe wankers that ride bicycles. A repost to the inbetweeners' "Bus wankers!" insult, this is often used by people at bus stops toward cyclists who pass by.
"He shouted "Bike wanker", and threw a stone at me"
"If anyone called me a bike wanker I'd smash them in the face with my helmet"
"Bike wanker!"
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