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"Hey dude, i'll call you back, I have to "wash the dishes".
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The Car Wash involves two males and one female. The female gets on her knees and the males stand on the right and left side of her, with their erect penises pointing at her cheeks. The female then begins giving both males a handjob simultaneously, using "Turtle Wax" as a lubricant. She does this until both males reach climax, covering her cheeks in semen. Then, once both penises have reached a flaccid state, she spins them both in a helicopter like motion so that the penises slap her cheeks simulating the rotating cleaners in an automatic car wash.
Thanks to Brett and Dave many girls at Messiah College have received The Car Wash...and have been satisfied with the job!
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After masturbating in the shower, it's necessary to wash your hands twice before they become totally sperm-free. This is the "double wash".
"I had to double wash after that one!"
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A rub down wash. Used as an alternative to a bath or shower.
I haven't got time to have a bath, I'll just have a "jonesy wash"
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When your girl is giving you head but halfway through her gulps she tries to spit it back into your dick. The act of backwashing a drink only it's with cum and on your dick
Male: He baby want my dick?
Female: No thanks, I know Jenny gave you a dick wash yesterday.
Male: it wasn't my fault, Jenny spit it back up!
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Washing lemons is to prepare the anus by cleaning before rimming
Shall we start washing lemons before we start anal coitus
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(verb)Common phrase used in maritimes referring to the act of washing hands or simply cleaning ones self.
"Bobby, go wash up before supper, you've been playing outside all day"
"But Mom!..."
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