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What pussies say when they try to save face. Often used when their own lives are under threat and in fact they themselves should watch themselves.
Noel Edmonds: Yo home boy watch yourself. I ain't playing dawg, this for real. Brap, braaaaap.
Mr Blobby: Yeah? Eat me mother f*****
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The act of going to any public place and acting like an ass to see how many people will flip you off, before you leave.
Man I got so bored that I went down to walmart ,to go bird watching. I handed out pro abortion pamphlets. I saw 12 birds.
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“Fail watching,” unlike its brother only in rhyme whale watching, would be much more entertaining because you see someone fail much more often then you’d witness a whale leaping out from the sea in front of your ship.
It would be similar to people watching (which often leads to the act of Fail watching at some point) except one would only be waiting for someone else to mess up.
Failures noted while “Fail watching” should be subtle, not America’s Funniest Home Videos quality. None of this people falling down or getting hit crap because “Fail watching” frowns upon physical injury.
“Fail watchers” are let loose to make assumptions based on little to no evidence, creating characters out of the people around them in order to develop a more lasting “Fail watching story.”
As I sat in coldstone the other day, I couldn't help but make a mental note of the "Fail watching story" I would get from the easter bunny who forgot to hide her sneakers
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A Noncey and perverted act that people call fun or very interesting.
Hey dad can you take me bird watching tommorow?
My hobby is bird watching
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A party where the guys all put there watches is a bowl and the ladies draw watches. The owner of the watch and the girl then go to a room and get their freak on together.
"I am going to a watch party this weekend, I hope the ugly chick doesn't draw my watch"
"Dude, Lauran drew my watch at the party last night, she is one crazy freak in the sack."
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Statement made by a bogan, most often of Middle Eastern descent before pulling an epic drift or burnout in his VL Commodore.
The remark is commonly followed by a wreck of sorts which prompts the purchase of another Holden of the 80s or 90s variety, thus repeating history.
Mohamed: WATCH THIS BRO!!1!!
*rips burnout, loses control into lamp post*
Ali: Faaark bro, we're defs going to Car City tomorrow cuz
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When a relationship partner is trying to pull a move on you but your busy doing something else, yet they insist upon showing their affection.
Girl1: Hey I heard you had Rogan over to watch a movie the other day, he's so hot, how did it go?
Girl2: It went pretty good, we watched that new movie everybody is talking about!, I didn't get to see like half the movie because Rogan kept trying to make-out with me, I didn't mind though :)
Girl1: yea, totally a watching the news situation for sure aye XD!
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