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When a man pours a melted, scented, paraffin, wax candle on his penis, let's it cool and harden, then fucks his partner in the ass with his waxy dick. At the climax, he pulls out, lights his pubes on fire to let the smell of sex and Watermelon Rain fill the room.
Him: Damn, your pussy stinks.
Her: Just do a Wax Candle then, Chad!
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A woman that gets a bikini wax, anywhere and from anyone.
Jennifer has shown her vagina to every spa attendant in town, she's a bit of a wax whore...
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The act of removing unwanted pubic hair mimicking a brazilian wax by spreading fresh softened feces around your genital region, and allowing to dry for a considerable length of time. This could take days or even months. Then when the applied defacation has dried into a tough crusted form one removes the entire sheath ripping of all pubic hair. The odor and pain is part of the process.
Dude when I slid it in there was no resitance. My bawls are like silk due to turd waxing!
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To use tape instead of wax to remove hair or dead skin from various parts of the body. Most effective on the peeling resulting from sunburns on pasty white people.
Chick: Ewww, I'm peeling from this sunburn.
Dude: Just ghetto wax that shit right off.
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after having sex, one partner waxes the others genetals.
gregory had wax sex with his girlfreind
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A term used in the gangster community, meaning sexual intercourse
I'm totally going to wax ass this weekend.
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someone who has an excessive amount of unmaintained pubic hair; the antithesis of a brazilian.
Guy: Jesus tapdancing christ woman! I thought you said you got a brazilian wax!
Girl: Oh no, it's a bulgarian wax.
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