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spider web

To put your hands together fingers spread, tuck your thumb and pointer finger in. then place the six fingers still pressed to its twin finger, up the three wholes of a woman.

i gave her a great spider web last night! each hole cumed!

by LisaSusan September 10, 2006

9πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


web shyness

Over use of the internet, making the person more shy and reliant of the internet for their social life than actually meeting new people and having a social life in the real life. Web shy people may have huge friends list on the internet but not that many people are their friends in real life. They rely a lot on dating sites for romance but never get there past a chat line or e-mail, making them online long distance relationships only. They always obsess on internet advice, making them think about the worse possible outcome the found out on the internet, which makes them more hesitant when it comes to doing social stuff in real life. They love to express their feeling and opinions online, but clam up when they are asked a question in class or a job interview. The only solution is to either completely stay off the internet (cold shoulder) or limit your internet access, and shut it off when you start becoming web shyness. Thes people also love porn.

Brandon, an internet addict, was to chicken to ask that cute girl out in math class since he had web shyness

by Kyle 230 December 12, 2009

3πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


spider web eyes

When the man drops his goo into a girls closed eyes and then she attempts to open them creating a goo web.

I went out with this chick and jizzed on her eyes giving her spider web eyes.

by skytripa September 20, 2007


spinning web

redneck definition for semen

yeeha, after watchin' my sister fuck my best friend, i gotta go spin some web. fucker

by hot karl February 11, 2004

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


world wide web

The world's largest source of information, media, and pornography.

ie. the World Wide Web is a giant trash dump.

by DragonlordALS July 11, 2004

161πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Intellectual Dark Web

A collection of academics and interviewers who publish work (mostly in print, video, and podcasts) on a variety of subjects including politics, psychology, economics, evolution, physics, Islamic reformation, and comedy.
The group includes (from the political left to right) Bret Weinstein, Sam Harris, Eric Weinstein, Maajid Nawaz, Joe Rogan, Dave Rubin, Jordan Peterson, and Ben Shapiro, as well as others.
Most members of the group have been actively publishing work for years, sometimes decades, but the group came to prominence as a whole in the time after the election of Donald Trump.
Some believe the group belongs to the alt-right, but evidence for this claim is scarce because so many members fall into the traditional progressive category.

Man have you seen some of the hit pieces publish against the Intellectual Dark Web? They're getting hit hard this week.

by 2.7182818284590452353602874713 September 28, 2018

282πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


Wood wide web

The idea that the roots of neighboring trees can be connected by fungal filaments, forming massive underground networks that can span entire forests, similar to internet architecture.

When people speak of the wood-wide web, they are generally referring to the resulting system of interconnected tree roots called a common mycorrhizal network, or CMN. But there’s very little that scientists can say with certainty about how, and to what extent, trees interact via CMNs.

The idea of the wood wide web has inspired many narratives in books, TV, and other media, despite little or no experimental evidence to back up their claims.

The survival horror video game series The Last of Us uses the idea of a wood wide web to drive its narrative by featuring zombies that are controlled by a fungi host. It’s a compelling story, but many mycologists and scientists no longer believe in the scientific claims about fungal networks that inspired its zombie apocalypse.

by 4aminstead November 4, 2023

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