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"You invite me to your home, and you give me this Susquehanna Weed"
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Pretty janky marijuana that you might accidentally buy and then realize its not too great when you smokin it.
-Inspired by a very poorly grown trainwreck
This bud isn't playin me right, i'll say this is some bunk weed.
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The sudden characteristic of greed which strikes some in the presence of weed. Common effects include: begging incessantly for somebody to give up their hard-earned weed, hogging the spliff when it's being passed round, or watering at the mouth in the presence of another person's herb.
Example of weed greed:
John: Oh my god Dave, you have weed, give me some!
Dave: Nah sorry, I only have just enough for myself.
John: Oh my god, pleaaase. Please I want some! Just 2 puffs! Please! Come on!
Dave: Fuck off.
Large grouping of pubic hairs, typically in a ball, located in the bathroom
Honey, I told you to clean the Pumble weed in the bathroom before we have company!
A person who uses or likes another person for there weed.
Me: Aye yo Alex. What ever happened to your weed.
Alex: I let this chick have my stuff. she realy likes me though.
Me: No you dumb bitch, she likes you and is using you for your weed!!!
Alex: And i let her have my bong.
Me: Sounds like a weed digger to me.
A sac or baggy of weed you keep or hide in case you run out of your primary weed.
Ahh I cant get a hold of any weed from anyone... I guess I'll use my emergency weed.
My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!
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