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This has a double meaning depending on how big of a douche bag you really are. The first meaning is, the point at which you decide to unleash the beast as opposed to keeping it caged. This is done without knowing what your date's reaction will be. The second meaning is, when confronted with the possibility of becoming insta-dad, due to lack of trust or your bad luck, close to copulation due to the fact that your retarded ass forgot a rubber.
Dibble: Hey what do you think of my little pee-pee?
Jen: Oh my God its tiny but you know what they say "When in doubt pull it out".
Dibble: I'm gonna jizz but I don't want to contaminate the world with my seed!
Tamara: Well when in doubt pull it out i guess?
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The act of getting your pubes stuck under your helm.
Jamie has a short penis and long pubes and thus had a case of 'I hate it when that happens'.
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The ability to immediately respond with a witty remark. Antonyn: Facebook Wit
Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday.
Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;)
Dan has a talent for striking when the irony is hot.
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When something really bad is about to go down. The brief moment before a world of pain is brought down upon someone
When someone says Kelly has small eyes but doesn't realise she can hear them. That's when the shit hits the fan.
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Favourite and overabused phrase of Zippy the Wonder Penguin.
See posting history: Shaka when the walls fell (x infinity)
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When in a state of herb-educed relaxation, it is common practice to reacquaint oneself with personal belongings in their domain. If such items are misplaced, or thought to be lost, the subject becomes filled with regrettable doubt. Following this doubtful episode, the said person starts to feel confused and in a state of desperation, with commitment to discover where their missing belonging has gone. This, can also be known as "pranging" or "to prang out".
"Wheres my pillow? Seriously guys... have you got it?... Sit up a sec, are you sitting on it? Ahh man, prang-a-lang... I REALLY WANT MY PILLOW"
"Dude it's on your neck"
"...Ah!"
- When in doubt, prang out.
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A girl (most likely) who has done her makeup so bad, it looked like she did it while she was still waking up. Most commonly used when someone has smudged their makeup, gotten lipstick on their teeth, has crusted eye-liner on, etc. These people act as if they are beautiful gods, but sometimes they will tell you they didn't have time for their makeup, and won't act stubborn.
Girl 1: Wow, did you see her makeup?!
Girl 2: Yes! She totally pulled a makeup when you wakeup!
Girl 1: She does that everyday.
Girl 2: I know!
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