Where's my fucking jetpack!?

Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'

Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.

Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.

"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."

"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"

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where fun goes to die

The University of Chicago... meant only halfly in jest.

Example T-Shirt: University of Chicago: Where fun goes to Die: If it were easy, it'd be your mom.

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dude where's my car?

One of the shibbiest movies ever. Has a lot of really awsome jokes.

1. "dude where's my car?" "where's ur car dude?"
2. "just the chicken, rice, soup, and cookies" "and then?" "no, no and then!" ect..
3. "shibby!"

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where her legs begin

A poetic way of saying pussy.

Brandon sat around thinking of Amelia and how he would love to get back to where her legs begin.

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dude, where's my car?

what you say when you can't find your car.

"dude where's my car?"
"wheres your car, dude?"

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Where Am I Guy

Creepy Canadian who holds doors open for no one, you could be a mile away and he'd just hold the door open for you! He looks very confused and likes to look out glass doors and windows and likes to look at walls! Many sightings report him being spotted in the southern states of U.S. He may be God!

Person1: Who's that confused looking guy?
Person2: That's the Where Am I Guy

Where we dropping boys?

What homosexual 12 years olds ask their fill squad on fortnite.

Squeaker:”Where we dropping boys?!”
Random Teamate:”stfu faggot.”

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